Merry Christmas everyone!
May your turkey taste specially good and your mistletoes hanging aplenty!
Monday, December 24, 2007
Friday, December 07, 2007
Animals Are Happy Fruits
Animals are always able to do what they are best at: to make me laugh whether they were trying or not.
Winners of the Cat Show At Catster
Winners of the Dog Show At Catster
Note: Happy Fruits = 開心果
Winners of the Cat Show At Catster
Winners of the Dog Show At Catster
Note: Happy Fruits = 開心果
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
The Thing With Some Singaporean Men
While surfing the Internet and doing some research for a new job, I came across this page on Yahoo! Singapore Answers.
The Question posed by Katie Anne: What do men find sexy/cute in a woman?? What attracts you to a girl??
Some of the answers, granted, were honest albeit generally superficial. But that's still okay, because Answer 9 really took the cake:
Okay, okay, it's not fair to pick on a person's horrible English because maybe he wasn't even making the effort to craft a good post. (Or couldn't even if he tried *snigger*) So, let's all be the sympathetic and understanding people we are, and overlook that. Let's call this guy 'Jack Kass' so I can properly address him.
Jack Kass here, is probably describing a 淑女 who looks like a model with "big voluminous hairs" (hahahahaha). She must also be excessively subservient to truckle to his every whim, and ideally worships his masculinity. What he means is that he really isn't actually that manly, so that's why he really needs a girl to coo and fan at his ego. A real man will be manly even AMONGST other men!
Oh Mr. Jack Kass? I think you need to consult the dictionary to properly use the word 'chauvinistic'. You think you can do that? Are you saying that women who dress androgynously think females are better than males? I'm sorry, women don't waste their time by doing something stupid like trying to build a false sense of superiority by comparing two different genders. Let me just help you out here; chauvinists are convinced that their gender and kind are superior to the other. OMG, Jack Kass, doesn't that sound really familiar?
Yes! Your post! Here's the truth, your post is so ridiculous it's funny!!! In fact, I laughed so much, that I'm too exhausted to be disgusted with you!
You give Singaporean men a really bad name and considering that they are already in a rather precarious situation (guys will agree), your input is as redundant and unimportant as you are.
"attention acquiring female curves"!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*wipes tears off*
Oh, oh!
Answer 15: the whole packet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, I had a good day laughing today.
The Question posed by Katie Anne: What do men find sexy/cute in a woman?? What attracts you to a girl??
Some of the answers, granted, were honest albeit generally superficial. But that's still okay, because Answer 9 really took the cake:
I only got through half the first sentence and I was bowled over invariably coughing madly whilst laughing my lungs out. This lousy excuse for a person is probably very pleased with his maladroit vocabulary in this post, yet blissfully oblivious that he has completely butchered the English language. And I haven't even got started on the BIG FAT irony!!!softness of speech,behavior ,feminine touch.inviting eyes ,big voluminous hairs,lusty lips,attention acquiring female curves,balance of right feature on face. she MUST not be high headed or arrogant and accept that she was made a woman ! not try and copy man's style in dressing or anyhting whatsoever . most of all , her response and behaviour , the way she wd look at a man's face . no man , repeat no man , worth his masculinity like a pretty but chavunistic woman.
Okay, okay, it's not fair to pick on a person's horrible English because maybe he wasn't even making the effort to craft a good post. (Or couldn't even if he tried *snigger*) So, let's all be the sympathetic and understanding people we are, and overlook that. Let's call this guy 'Jack Kass' so I can properly address him.
Jack Kass here, is probably describing a 淑女 who looks like a model with "big voluminous hairs" (hahahahaha). She must also be excessively subservient to truckle to his every whim, and ideally worships his masculinity. What he means is that he really isn't actually that manly, so that's why he really needs a girl to coo and fan at his ego. A real man will be manly even AMONGST other men!
Oh Mr. Jack Kass? I think you need to consult the dictionary to properly use the word 'chauvinistic'. You think you can do that? Are you saying that women who dress androgynously think females are better than males? I'm sorry, women don't waste their time by doing something stupid like trying to build a false sense of superiority by comparing two different genders. Let me just help you out here; chauvinists are convinced that their gender and kind are superior to the other. OMG, Jack Kass, doesn't that sound really familiar?
Yes! Your post! Here's the truth, your post is so ridiculous it's funny!!! In fact, I laughed so much, that I'm too exhausted to be disgusted with you!
You give Singaporean men a really bad name and considering that they are already in a rather precarious situation (guys will agree), your input is as redundant and unimportant as you are.
"attention acquiring female curves"!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*wipes tears off*
Oh, oh!
Answer 15: the whole packet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, I had a good day laughing today.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Happy Birthday To...
Happy 22nd Birthday to Daniel!
We're all really old now! Now's just the late November and December babies mwahahaha!
We're all really old now! Now's just the late November and December babies mwahahaha!
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Happy Birthday To...
Happy 22nd Birthday to Chui Jia!
Had a wonderful dinner out with the 7ners on Saturday night at Menotti. Definitely a night of laughs and good fun! Also saw a little more outgoing side of In, which is good! Haha! More meetings to come.
And every sentence in this entry was a fragment. That's bad, but it's a blog entry, so give me a break~
Had a wonderful dinner out with the 7ners on Saturday night at Menotti. Definitely a night of laughs and good fun! Also saw a little more outgoing side of In, which is good! Haha! More meetings to come.
And every sentence in this entry was a fragment. That's bad, but it's a blog entry, so give me a break~